Donald Trump: The Lesser Evil?

I’m not voting for Trump, but let’s look at why someone else would.

Let’s be honest. He embarrasses you. That’s the main problem. His racism, indecency, and overall incompetence repulses you. This was the first step. After this, you began to pay more attention to how our country is governed. You were taken down the Russiagate boondoggle, just for it to materialize in Trump remaining in office even stronger than he was before. You cheered Pelosi as she tore up Trump’s speech, just for her to give Donald his wall and his space force. You saw the pictures of the kids in cages, and were outraged. You spent so much time focusing on the bad guy, that your alleged heroes deserted you when you needed them the most. And now here we are, six months away from the opportunity to oust the anti-christ, and your heroes have told you to vote for a credibly accused sexual predator that can barely speak in complete sentences. As a result, some of your friends and family won’t bother to vote in November. Some of them will, *gasp*, even vote for the Orange Oragatang! Let’s look at why that is.

Orange Man Bad